A woman👩🦱 prepared some
vegetable soup🥗 for
herself and her husband🧔. When
they were about to eat, the following conversation began.
HUSBAND🧔:
Where did you get the vegetables from🙍🙍🙍🙍🙍?
WIFE👩🦱: I got it
from Mr. Sand's garden.
HUSBAND🧔:
What?! From that wizàrd?! How I'm I to know that the wizàrd didn't poison the
vegetables🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️🙆♂️?
WIFE👩🦱: I have an
idea🤔🤔🤔
She gave some to her dog. After some time, the dog went
to play.😄😄😄😄
WIFE👩🦱: See? The
food isn't poisoned😲.
HUSBAND🧔: OK.
Let's eat then.
After eating, their maid came crying😭😭
WIFE👩🦱: What
happened?
MAID: Bingo is déad🙅🙅🙅🙅
HUSBAND🧔:
What? The food is poisoned😉!
HUSBAND🧔:
(Feeling sober and guilt-filled upon realizing he's going to díe in a couple of
minutes) I need to make a confession!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
WIFE👩🦱: What?
HUSBAND🧔: When
you aren't at home, I and your maid use to háve séx in my room😥
WIFE👩🦱: (Feeling
angry but immediately realising this is futile) I forgive you😨
WIFE👩🦱: I too have a
confession to make. Promise to forgive as I have forgiven you also.
HUSBAND🧔: OK
WIFE👩🦱: The children
aren't yours. They are the Gateman's.
Immediately after, the Gateman came in,
GATEMAN🧔🏿: Oga.
The man who hit the dog with his car🚗 is outside. He says he wants to apologize for kíllíng
the dog😂😂😂😂😂
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