Joseph at a certain club met a beautiful girl. He asked if she could dance with him and she agreed.
A few minutes later they exchanged numbers, got drunk, and had sex in the toilet without asking each other names and other things then they went separate ways.
After a week without hearing from each other, Joseph woke up to a text from the same girl.
"Hey, I can't believe we had sex a week ago without knowing more about ourselves. I mean I don't even know your name and you don't know mine."
Joseph: Oh yeah that was crazy, LOL!🤦♂️ I also can't believe it.😂 Anyways, I am Joseph from Legas west, What of you?
Girl: I'm from Abuja and I am Pregnant.
Joseph stopped replying.
Girl: Hey, are you there?
Joseph: Don't ever call or text this line again or else I will kill you.
A MONTH LATER WITHOUT TALKING AND Joseph IS SEEKING FOR A VACANCY AT A CERTAIN COMPANY
He got inside for an interview and after it was done, he was shocked because the same girl he told never to call him again walked in, looked at him with a bad eye, got some files, and left.
Interviewer: Hey, what's the problem? You seem so absent-minded.
Joseph: Who's the girl who just walked in a few seconds ago?
Interviewer: Oh that's my madam. She's the owner of this company and her first name is Pregnant.
Joseph: Huh!!!🙆♂️
Interviewer: Yes She's Pregnant Emmanuel, is there any problem?
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