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Barkwanci Daga Taskar www.amsoshi.com - 11 Ga Watan Nuwamba 2024

Waɗannan zaɓaɓɓun barkwanci ne daga cikin waɗanda kuke turo mana. A koyaushe kuna iya turo mana labaran barkwanci da sauran rubuce-rubuce da suka shafi harshe da adabi da al'ada da sauran ɓangarorin ilimi. Mu kuma za mu duba su sannan mu ɗora a kan intanet domin amfanin al'umma.
Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Ka yi budurwa 2, a ce maka mayaudari. 

Ta yi samari 10, a ce mata mai farin jini. 

Wai babu hukumar kare haƙƙin maza ne? 🤷‍♂️ 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Mijinta a fusace ya ce: "Ki tattara duk wani abin da mallakinki ne, ki fice daga wannan gidan." 

Matar ta suntume shi a kafaɗa ta yi waje. 🤓 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Abokinmu ya koka mana cewa matarsa ta raina shi, kuma tana masa rashin mutunci iri-iri. 

Mun je mata nasiha kawai ta zubo mana ɗanwake. Muka kalle shi muka ce: "Ba ka da gaskiya." 🤓 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Duk sun rikita ƙasar! Ɗazu wani tsoho 👨🏽‍🦳 yake faɗa mini cewa idan ya girma yana so ya zama lauya. 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Kai adashe ɗaukar farkon duniya ce. Na ba da 2k, an ba ni 50k. 😳 

Ni kam na fita ma. 😎 Allah ya sa su kammala lafiya. 🙏 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Misalin karin magana mai "wai" da "inji": "Da sauran aiki a gabana, wai Tulumbu ya ga talaka da tumbi." 🫃 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Waɗanda za su sake mining Hamster Season 2, tabbas za su iya zaɓen Tulumbu a 2027. 👨🏽‍🦳🏃‍♂️ 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Tun da ka ga MTN, Airtel, GLO da bankuna ba su tura wa mutane "happy independence" ba, kai ka san akwai matsala a ƙasar nan. 

Barkwanci

Jokes...

9ja Wahala! 

A professor of 'Peace and Conflict Resolution' divorced his wife yesterday. 😳😳 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

A wane mataki ka/kike? 

1. Shegen mai kuɗi (500m zuwa sama) 

2. Mai arziki (100 - 500m) 

3. Mai kuɗi (20m - 100m) 

4. Kwanciyar hankali (1m - 20m) 

5. Talaka (100k - 900k) 

6. Ba sauƙi (50k - 100k) 

7. Akwai Allah (10k - 50k) 

8. Mun gode Allah (5k - 10k) 

9. Kai jama'a! (500 - 1k) 

10. Hayya-hayya (10 - 50) 

Barkwanci

Jokes...

Book of Relationship, chapter 81 verse 64 says: "He who finds a girlfriend in Africa has adopted an orphan." 😅🤭 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

A faɗa wa NEPA 💡🔦 ba mu mutu ba. Har yanzu muna nan ɓulɓul. 😒😏 

Barkwanci...

SA: "Jagaban, 'yan Lanjeriya fa sun cika intanet da zancen yaran nan." 

T-Pain: "Lallai a hana kowa caji yau." 🔌🔌 

SA: "Okay, Sir!"... "Hello, gidan wuta..." 💡🔦 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Ki aure miji ɗan NEPA, daga kin fito a riƙa nuna ki kamar ɓarauniya. 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

Miji ya saya wa matarsa sabon janareta da firjin da pure water leda 50 sannan ya ba ta 20k ta yi jarin zoɓo da fresh milk domin sana'a. 

Wata rana mijin ya ga littafi an rubuta "Sunayen 'Yan Bashin Pure Water." Da ya duba, sunansa ne na 3. 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci... 

Wai Bargo ne 30k? 🤔 

Ai gwara na cika 20k na auro bazawara ta zo min da shi 🤌😂 

Barkwanci

Barkwanci...

An kawo amaryar aka yi kuskure aka shiga da ita wani gida na daban. 

Matar gidan yanzu sumarta bakwai. 🤓🤓  

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